Garou Light Bulb Jokes!
-How many Ahrouns does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
Two to fight for the honor of being the one chosen to journey to the Scab in
quest of the light bulb. Two to fight for the honor of being the one chosen to
put the light bulb in. And an entire pack to patrol the perimeter while the
light bulb is being screwed in, lest the Wyrm choose this moment of
vulnerability to attack...
-How many Philodox does it take to screw in a light bulb?
SIX: Two to debate the merits of 40 Watt vs. 70 Watt bulbs, One to mediate the
dispute, One to cite meaningful portions of the Litany (Does "The Veil
shall not be lifted" include lampshades?), One to keep the Get and the
Furies from throating each other as they bump around in the dark while waiting
for the bulb to be changed, and One to screw in the light bulb.
-How many Ragabash does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hmmm... Haven't tried that yet...
-How many Ragabash does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Shhh... You'll spoil everything! The Wyrm can't see us here in the dark... (This
could also be FAMOUS LAST WORDS!)
-How many Red Talons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Weaver thing. Kill.
-How many Black Furies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
-How many Black Furies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and three to frenzy over the violation of the socket.
-How many Bone Gnawers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
F**k, they'd eat it.
-How many Fianna does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw it in, and nine to write bad poems and songs about it.
-How many Fianna does it take to screw in a light bulb?
TWO: One to hold the bulb and another to drink until the room starts spinning...
-How many Children of Gaia does it take to screw in a light bulb?
TEN: One to change the bulb and the other nine to "experience" it.
-How many Children of Gaia does it take to screw in a light bulb?
No, no, no. We cannot change the light bulb until it's ready to change, and
besides, it wouldn't be burned out if we hadn't imposed the Impergium for so
long.
-How many Get of Fenris does it take t....? AAaaccCCcKKkk.... brbl...
let go of my... (Gasp)... throat.... ahcckk... Bloody Claws, it was just a...
aCCkK... JOKE... (Where’s a stick?) ACCCKKKK!
-How many Glass Walkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one but it'll COST ya...
-How many Glass Walkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wouldn't that break the Litany?
-How many Silent Striders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll go all the way to
-How many Silver Fangs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FOUR: One to talk about the great light bulb screwings of days past, One to
consult a wise ancestor about the proper techniques of light bulb insertion, One
to screw it in, and One to remind him to stop talking into space and screw in
the light bulb.
-How may Stargazers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Leave the bulb dead. The bloody light pollution interferes with my sky
watching!!
-How may Stargazers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Stargazers see by their own inner light.
-How may Stargazers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The use of light bulbs only binds you further to this poor material world...
-How many Shadow Lords does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to make her alpha or she won't even consider it!
-How many Uktena does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to keep everyone else away, while the others... Let's just say it gets
screwed in and leave it at that!
-How many Uktena does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why, none, of course. They'd rather leave everyone else in the dark...
-How many Wendigo does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only weak whites need light bulbs...
-How many Garou sitting around a fire pit does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FIFTEEN: One to explain the Garou way of light bulbs to the cubs, One to make
wisecracks, Three to talk about other Garou behind their backs, Two to growl
vague threats at each other, One to go idle while answering all the reg-mail,
Two to go idle 'cus they're at work, One to show how ignorant the lupus can be
of the homid's strange technology, and Four to wonder at the tragedy and woe
implicit in the Garou way of life...
HEY! WAIT! None of them are actually screwing in the light bulb!
-How many Guests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ELEVEN: One to send a complete character conception (including stats, name, and
password) to garou@cygnus.com instead of garou-reg@cygnus.com.
Two to log into the Guest character simultaneously and whine about how confusing
it is.
One to stand in the OOC Lounge and bitch because only the friends of the wizards
are allowed to play Bastet, and she ALWAYS plays a Bastet, and how *dare* we
advertise a White Wolf game on the net that doesn't have free access to Bastet,
and....
Three to spam about their Official White Wolf Credentials, and how we're not
doing things The Right Way.
One to log in, display poor typing and cognitive skills, log out, then log in
and complain about how "their friend" was so abused by us big bad
newbie-eating visigoths, all in the exact same typing and (lack of) thinking
style.
One to ask indignantly if we think we're trying to write a novel here or what.
One to log in every day and ask when his/her concept is going to get done and
why the reg-wizzes are so slow.
And, finally, one to log in, ask intelligent questions, send a well-written
concept to Garou-reg, survive Birthplace, and FINALLY go and change the damned
light bulb