The Ugly Monkey

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script type="text/javascript" src="http://hb.lycos.com/hb.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://ratings.lycos.com/ratings/lycosRating.js.php"></script> <script type="text/javascript"><![CDATA[//><!]]></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://scripts.lycos.com/catman/init.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-start.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-middle.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-end.js"></script> <noscript> <img src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/img/common/ot_noscript.gif?rand=648255" alt="" width="1" height="1" />  <iframe frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" width="728" height="90" src="http://ad.yieldmanager.com/st?ad_type=iframe&ad_size=728x90&section=209094"></iframe>  </noscript> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=85 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1f880803.jpg"> <div> <B>ThE UgLy MoNkEy</b></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="21bd00f0.png" border=0 width="720" height="15" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=150 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1f880803.jpg"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Monkeys Jungle"><U><B>HoMe</b></U></A></div> <div> <B>ThE UgLy MoNkEy</b></div> <div> <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Celebrate Diversity"><U><B>CeLeBrAtE DiVeRsItY</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Monkeys Notebook"><U><B>MoNkEy'S NoTeBoOk & JoUrNaL</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Monkey Links"><U><B>MoNkEy LiNkS</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Monkeys Photo Album"><U><B>MoNkEy'S  pHoTo AlBuM</b></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=395 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1f880803.jpg"> <div> <B> <A NAME="top"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></b><B><IMG SRC="22671950.jpg" border=0 width="113" height="149" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> <div> <B>Name:  Kristen </b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Nicknames:  Monkey,  Spike, Beautiful, Babes, Pumpkins, Muffinass, MoNkEy LoVe, </b><B>Bob, The UglyMonkey, Crack Licker, TANK, Box</b><B>... the list goes on...</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Birthday:  6-9-81 ( I was born a pervert. )</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Zodiac Sign:  6-9 Makes me a Gemini... along with a pervert... LOL</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Place of birth:  Mercy Medical Center, Oshkosh WI.  *Shudders*</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Residence:  Oshkosh, Wi... A V ERY NOT so cool place that I've unfortunately been my WHOLE life... but I'm going to get out of here one day... Colorado here I come !!!</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Stats:     </b></div> <div> <B>Height:  5' 7 or 8" or something like that...</b></div> <div> <B>Weight:  TANK!!!  140 LBS</b></div> <div> <B>Eyes:  Two.  (Oh, I mean greenish/blueish.)  </b></div> <div> <B>Hair:  Almost none.  (Light brown/dirty blonde.  Short and spikey... just enough to poke someone.)</b></div> <div> <B>Piercings:  (in order) Tongue, eyebrow, nipples. naval, clitoral hood, labret... and oh yeah, my ears...  *that "ears" part wasn't in order... LOL but that's because I almost forgot... he he he*</b></div> <div> <B>Tattoos:  One.  A chinese symbol meaning "beautiful" on my upper arm.</b></div> <div> <B>Sex:  Not enough.  (OH!!! Sex as in gender... well why didn't someone say so?  Female.)</b></div> <div> <B>Smoke:  Nope.  I quit.  YEY ME!!!</b></div> <div> <B>Drink:  Yep.     </b></div> <div> <B>Drugs:  Nope.  Never have.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Family:          </b></div> <div> <B>Biological:  Mom ( Diana ), Dad ( Glenn ), 1 brother( Travis ), I guess a half brother too, somewhere?!?... but I don't know him and never will.  Then um, next on the list is some choice extended family that I actually enjoy being in the presence of... and then lots of other asshole relatives, most which aren't worthy of my time...</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>"Secondary":  Mom ( Di ), Pops ( Mike ), 2 sisters (Lesley and Stacy), my best friend (Christie) and lots of other relatives that I wish could biologically be mine...</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Pets:  Jaelen, Tiggie, Prints, and Kloe.  And FOREVER in my heart, my baby boy Quinlan (6-6-99 - 8/23/02), Kasa, and Tuffy.  And then Rocco... but he's on probation.  He's just... well, he's just different. =)</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Education:  I completed high school in 1999 despite that some assholes in my family doubted me.  I have completed five semesters at </b><A HREF="http://www.foxvalleytech.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.foxvalleytech.com"><U><B>Fox Valley Technical College</b></U></A><B> in Appleton, WI,  for a major in CIS - Micro Computer Specialist.  But I gave up on that degree because I got bored with all the in depth computer lingo.  So eventually I'll go back to school (unsure of which one) and I would like to do something in the architectual area.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Employment:  Acoustic Ceiling Products in Neenah, WI.  I work in a warehouse.  I work hard and I work with the oddest bunch of folks.  But I love it.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>F.Y.I:  Lots of people ask me where the hell I got "TheUglyMonkey" from... well, I don't know.  It just happened one day... I like Monkeys... ( I'm sure you would never have guessed. ) and the DeShasier's started calling me "Monkey".  I'm not sure as to why or how "ugly" got included, but it stuck and so along came the nickname.  But now in the present days, it's just "Monkey"... and so it goes...</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>* For more interesting facts, I've linked an email " </b><A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="More Interesting Facts"><U><B>Survey </b></U></A><B>" </b></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="#top" TITLE="The Ugly Monkey"><U><B>T</b></U></A><A HREF="#top" TITLE="The Ugly Monkey"><U><B>OP OF PAGE</b></U></A></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>