Monkey's Jungle

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script type="text/javascript" src="http://hb.lycos.com/hb.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://ratings.lycos.com/ratings/lycosRating.js.php"></script> <script type="text/javascript"><![CDATA[//><!]]></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://scripts.lycos.com/catman/init.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-start.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-middle.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/ad/code-end.js"></script> <noscript> <img src="http://members.tripod.com/adm/img/common/ot_noscript.gif?rand=961755" alt="" width="1" height="1" />  <iframe frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" width="728" height="90" src="http://ad.yieldmanager.com/st?ad_type=iframe&ad_size=728x90&section=209094"></iframe>  </noscript> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=85 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1f880803.jpg"> <div> <B>WeLcOmE To MoNkEy'S JuNgLe</b></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="21bd00f0.png" border=0 width="720" height="15" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=150 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1f880803.jpg"> <div> <B>HoMe</b></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Ugly Monkey"><U><B>ThE UgLy MoNkEy</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Celebrate Diversity"><U><B>CeLeBrAtE DiVeRsItY</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Monkeys Notebook"><U><B>MoNkEy'S NoTeBoOk & JoUrNaL</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Monkey Links"><U><B>MoNkEy LiNkS</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Monkeys Photo Album"><U><B>MoNkEy'S pHoTo AlBuM</b></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=395 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1f880803.jpg"> <div> <B> <A NAME="top_1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></b><B> </b><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#BF0000" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B>A WeLcOmE NoTe FrOm ThE MoNkEy...</b></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="224ab900.jpg" border=0 width="171" height="144" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Okay so my page looks nothing like a jungle, obviously, but we're going to live in the "wonderful world of make-believe."  So... let's pretend, shall we?!?!?  </b></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>DISCLAIMER:</U></b><B>  This is my web page... yes, MINE.  If you stumble upon something you don't like or something that offends you... that's just too bad.  LEAVE.   I make the rules here and I say what I feel compelled to say.  I did not construct this webpage to simply amuse or entertain you.  Nor did I make it confining myself  within your restrictions.  So if you have any complaints about the content and material found on these pages... TOUGH SHIT.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>But for all of those that understand the previously stated paragraph, WELCOME!  Feel free to look around and inspect.  I have a journal, quotes, other reading material, pictures to see, links to check out, and a guestbook to sign... </b><B><U>SO SIGN IT, DAMMIT!!!</U></b><B>  *see below*</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>And P.S. Contrary to popular belief, I do update once in awhile, so keep checking back.</b></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>LAST UPDATED:  October 4th, 2004</b></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>A NOTE FOR THE ILLITERATE:</U></b><B>  If you consider yourself coherent and / or observant, you will take notice that below are 2 guestbooks. The first is my "old" guestbook from my original web page and is for viewing only.  The second guestbook is for this current web page and is for both viewing and signing.  If this is all much too hard for you to comprehend, then please don't bother even trying to sign the guestbook, as you would probably screw that up as well.  Have a nice day.</b></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>"NEW"</b></div> <div>   <a href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/specs/guest.html"><img border=0 ismap src="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/img/guest/gb_yellow.gif"></a><br> <a target="_NEW" href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?u=monkeysjungle&i=1&a=view"><font face="arial,helv,helvetica,sans serif" size=-1>View My Guestbook</font></a><br> <a target="_NEW" href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?u=monkeysjungle&i=1&a=sign"><font face="arial,helv,helvetica,sans serif" size=-1>Sign My Guestbook</font></a><br>   </div> <bR> <div> <B>"OLD"</b></div> <div>   <a href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/specs/guest.html"><img border=0 ismap src="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/img/guest/gb_yellow.gif"></a><br> <a href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?u=theuglymonkey&i=1&a=view"><font face="arial,helv,helvetica,sans serif" size=-1>View My Guestbook</font></a><br>   </div> <bR> <div> <B>Questions?  Comments?</b></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1e83c320.png" border=0 width="60" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Email me at: </b> <A HREF="monkeyspost@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="monkeyspost@hotmail.com"><U><B>monkeyspost@hotmail.com</b></U></A></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>