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Sex Facts


According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on

record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.


The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of

their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that

the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New

Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them

look up to 17 inches long.


The most common fantasy is oral sex.


8% of us have regular anal sex.


60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.


Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.


In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with

two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases

of men similarly endowed.


Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".


A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release

of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to

have sex.


56% of men have had sex at work.


Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love

an average of three times a night, every night, until their

thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.


1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.


62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.


The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to

brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.


A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand

dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an

employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.


At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt

to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more

powerful orgasm.


England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a

special table built so that he could comfortably engage in

sexual intercourse.


29% of us are virgins when we marry.


The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.


58% like dirty talk during sex.


22% rent porno flicks at least once.


It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the

sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as

possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and

ribbon.


In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were

permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic,

while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose,

wear a leather falsie called a braquette.


Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would

take the typical American couple more than four years to try

every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.


According to the World Health Organization, there are

approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.


French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899

during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the

evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating

the surgical removal of the dead man's member.


When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each

other, they shake penises instead of hands.


    * Penis Facts *


Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons


Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his

lifetime: 7,200


Average # of times he will ejaculate from

masturbation: 2,000


Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons


Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour


Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour


Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7


Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches


Average length when erect: 5.1


Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch


Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches


Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%


Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once

a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating

that often: 41%


Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2

minutes to 2 weeks


Average # of erections per day for a man: 11


Average # of erections during the night: 9


Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches


Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds


Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender,

licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.


Strange...But True...Sex Related Laws


A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex

with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal

charges, the woman's name will be published in the local

newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.


A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to

make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions,

or sardines.


In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,

and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room

to witness the act.


In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the

front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.


In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex

with a virgin under any circumstances.

(including the wedding night)


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but

the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male

animal is punishable by death.


A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a

saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds,

two ounces.


A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while

fishing or hunting on your wedding day.


In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with

a woman and her daughter at the same time.


In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,

but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the

examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide

a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the

law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the

nightshirts.


In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.


In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines

with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending

machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for

consumption on the premises."


Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic

law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal

sin to eat its flesh."


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in

tropical fish stores.


Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally

sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to

jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This

also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must

be covered at all times.


Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching

two people having sex in a car.


In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his

wife.


The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the

missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is

considered illegal.


In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex

on the city's airport property.


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.


In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a

truck driver inside a toll booth.


Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to

furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a

minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a

couple to make love on the floor between the beds.


During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should

engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless

their car has curtains.


In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of

beer while lying in bed with his wife.


There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the

countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the

privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam

law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on

city streets.


Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to

provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest.

According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are

wearing the nightshirts.


If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is

having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three

times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the

scene.


In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her

adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The

husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner

desired.)


In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex

with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding

night).


In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to

have sex without a permit.


In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his

female partner is having a sexual orgasm.