Capt. Insano
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 222lbs
Finisher: The Atomic Belly
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Insano Height: 5'10" Weight: 222lbs Finisher: The Atomic Belly |
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| The masked "Capt. Insano" wrestled all his life in the jungles of Peru, taking on natives, gorillas, and drug dealers on a daily basis. Insano was brought to America by the Columbia Crippler to soften up his former partner, Sheikster, before their World Title bout at Thanksgiving Thunder '99. Insano and Crippler, disguised as Capt. Crazy Spoon Head, attacked Sheikster and left him laying for the EMT's. Call 1-800-INSANO for Capt. Insano school of Beer drinking, or to learn helpful insights on dealing with annoying bosses and nagging wives. Insano has since returned to Peru and Sheikster went on to win the Worlds Title anyway, ironically disguised as another wrestler. | ||
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