Zinzan Brooke. New Zealand.

Zinzan played on and off for Linwood 2nd XV for around two month's He was Ok as a player as he displayed when scoring a drop goal from the half way touchline against Craigelea! Zinzan came to Linwood when he got a job working on the bins, He was very proud of his "career" but he received very powerful abuse about being "Zinzan the binman" and eventually it got too much for him and he suffered a complete nervous breakdown during a crucial match against Dumbarton. He fell to the ground and started crying (Like a big baby) Sympathetic as ever, his team mates surrounded him, Telling him what a prick he was being and if he didn't get up then Zinzan the Binman's gonnae get slagged in the pub! Which was a regular occurence anyway. Soon after this Zinzan got a job puting cakes in a box somewhere in New Zealand. He was never heard of again.

Zinzan the binman is no longer welcome at Linwood ( we dont encourage crying binmen )