Little wully Serevi (real name) played just 4 games for Linwood 2nd XV and was considered an above average player, he may have even progressed to the 1st XV if he worked hard enough and if he had stuck around long enough that is. The trouble with Serevi was he was as big Player off the park as he was on it. When he moved to Linwood he began shagging Big Agnes McGlutchie from the scheme, pleasuring her whenever he had the chance. Her husband even bigger Archie McGlutchie went looking for wee Wully when Agnes came home with a fanny like a billposter's bucket and it was wully's paste. The only thing little Willy could do was flee, so he did. All the way to Fiji. Changing his name and his accent in the proccess, He soon took up rugby again and regularly pummells the local lady folk into submission.

Wully's welcome back at Linwood!