The Forwards...

We challenge anyone to push this powerhouse of a 630 stone pack!!

Huw(Shug)Rees. Prop or Flanker. Height=6'1" Weight=14.5 st. Shug has been Club captain since the "conception" of Linwood RC and deservedly so. Well until this season anyway when Tom andrews took on the role.

Stuart(Monty)Montgomery. Hooker. Height=5'8" Weight=15.5 st. Monty has been around for a long time and we all love and cherish his very being.

Tom(Burst couch)Andrews.prop or second row. Height=6'3" Weight 18 st. Big Tams hasnt stuck around the club as he pissed off over the clyde somewhere and doesnt keep in touch but lets hold our hands together and pray that hes still a 'fat pie muncher'

Gavin Reynolds. Front row. Height=5'11" Weight=14st. Gav is rarely caught short without his trusty whistle to hand.

Andy McDade. Front row. Height=5'10" Weight=13.5 st. Andy is another whos been around for at least 78 yrs.

Roddy Morrison. Flanker. Height=5'11" Weight=14 st. Roddy has been with the club a long time and started out at Fullback. Hes a surprise package on the Flank!He is also extremely wealthy.Roddy is the man about town sporting a safari suit. Sadly another who claims to have retired.

Shaun Moore. flanker. Shaun is a friend of Thomas the Tank Engine, Sean the little steam roller!!

Fraser Hay. No.8. Height=6'5" Weight=20.5 st. Fraser lost the way a bit through the middle of last season but he returned and Linwood is a better club with big Fritz in it!

Alan (Doc) Docherty. Utility player (A damn good one too). Height=6'1" Weight=14 st. Do yourself a favour. If you're up against Doc. Be on the part of the park where he isn't.

Ross Armstrong. Back Row. Height=6'7" Weight=15.5st. Ross is tall as fuck he also plants drugs on terrorists at the airport

Andy Walker.Height=6'4" weight=17.5 st. 2nd Row. Big Andy's a gentle giant who collect and presses little flowers in his spare time.

Graham (Cammy) Cameron..Back row.Height 5'10" Weight=14st. The most unreliable child ever to set foot in renfrewshire

Stuart(Mallet heid) Ross. prop or Hooker. Height=5'10" Weight=16st. Stuarty is a stalwart of Linwood RC. He's also built like a big "THICK" brick shit house.

THE BACKS...

Here are the Linwood Backs, Fast and Agile everyone of them...(so they say)

Duncan(Dunky)Mcknight. Scrum half. Height'6'1" Weight=13.5 st. Duncan is now a devout Family man and enjoys nothing better than a 'pipe' by the fire wi' his baffies on.

Graham(G)Walker.Stand off. Height=6' Weight=18 st. . G recently won a fat man pie eating competition.

John Thompson.Winger. Height=5' 9 Weight=12 st. . John just arrived and gets a bit pisst at the smell shandy and like a dance therafter and all that piss

Scott Young. Centre. Height=6' Weight=13.5 st. Scott is our record try scorer but like all great artists.. Is a bit temperamental.

Colin(Penfold)Guinea. Wing,hooker or Scrum half. height=5'9" weight=12.5 st. Colin's a tricky little winger and he can still drop a forward twice his size(4 foot) with poise and grace!

Alan Williamson. Full back or wing. Height=5'10" Weight=12.5 st. Alans a fast moving Full back. He also takes care of the Linwood "pennies"

Gordon Martin. Wing, Stand off Height=5'10" Weight=12.5 st. Gordon is the driving force in the Linwood back line. His pace leaves us all dumbfounded and ashamed of our own meagre abilities.

Kevin Rees. Full Back,wing or Touch judge.Height=6'1" Weight=2 oz.. Kevins a virtual newcomer to the game and has safe hands at full back or wing.(those ears look familiar...)