Connor O'sheaIreland.

Little Connor O'shea Turned up for training at the tail end of the victorious 1997 Linwood 2nd XV Campaign. He Claimed he was there to play Rugby, but Connor hid a terrible secret , he was at Linwood Rugby Club Recruiting for the Revolutionary Linwood Republican Army. He believed Linwood should be free from the tyranny of Renfrewshire. So he set up the LRA, It quickly developed into a small terrorist group specializing intensley in the breaching of the peace whilst under the influence. However, intrigue and personal jealosies soon split this rough grouping of the unemployed, Alcoholics and Mental outpatients. Leaving just O'Shea as the only Revolutionarie. O'shea vowed to fight alone. His biggest plan was to obtain weapons from America ,and to this end he organised fun runs and pub quizzes to raise the cash needed. Eventually a small 'Water Blaster'was purchased. O'shea counted down to revolution... He decided he would seize the local post office/off-licence and use it as a base for his Government. When he arrived at the post office, He found it was closed. So he went home.His Giro still gripped in his sweaty hand and gave up his Singhs post office seizure plan.It was then he came to Linwood looking for troops for his group. No Joy for Connor. He played one game but refused to wear black shorts!!

he never played again. He ran off to Ireland when he got a job collecting trolleys at O'sainsburys in Dublin. God only knows what nonsense he gets up to.

Linwood hold a strict no active terrorist policy.*

*This'may'be untrue