Variety is the spice of life. And in my life, my friends are the spices. They keep things interesting and exciting. They are my saviors, my security, my life. They are the people who get me in and out of trouble and who make life worth living.
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The Funky Fry.
This is the mack daddy of all best friends. I have known this crazy singin' freak since kindergarten. I love her contagious laugh, her obsession for Celine, and her dewey moisture. Pop quiz for the funkalicious...
Do you remember...
Chris Billingsly, Krunck, Gatlingburg Olde Tyme Photos at 'Somewhere in Time,' Some of those Yum Yums, jabberwocky teeth, and Nuvo personal ads.
Good times followed by even better times. I love you my soul sister.
Another picture of the funkus-amoung-us.
Chicas
From left to right, there's Simone, a fellow Boilermaker and alien who is not allowed to vote or be president (but we love you still), Ellen, a BSU hottie and ex-Managing Editor with me in high school. She's a catty little bitch...and I miss her. And then there is Ms. Nicoli also known as THE FLASHER!
A Night when dreams came true This pic was taken after a night that the three of us will never forget. The three of us (me, Robbie, and Rita) got into the Boiler Room (a bar here at Purdue). Not only were we able to get in, but we also we able to get liquor without being carded. Go us! But the true reason we were there can be summed up in three tiny words...THE WHY STORE. We were front row, six inches from Chris Shaffer, the lead singer. We also got souvenirs, as seen in the pic. I got a playlist, a drumstick that the drummer handed to me, and the pick! Go us! Now I need to introduce my friends. They are two of the awesomest people in the world, Rits and Robs. Rits with her face that never stops smiling and her butt that is never on time. She is the one I call about everything. She hears stories that I am sure she doesn't want to hear but she is there for me nonetheless. And Robs, the silliest sober person I know. He is our bodyguard and our pretend boyfriend.
The Penthouse Ladies Like It on Top!
Here we all are, well, most of us at least. From left to right, there's me,
the chica with no hair, Lauren actually being quite, Jules actually sober, Tamra, our
favorite Chi O who surprisingly enough is NOT working out for once (go Tam!!) and
the region rat who knows the true use for Shout, Miss Amy herself!
Here are Amy and Jolene talking to each other on the phone while hanging
out on the orgy bed May 2000. Please tell me they had been drinking heavily.
Three Little Hotties Here we are bedazzled and breathtaking as ever. (From left to right) there's Amy, Mo, the newest addition to the bunch, and me.
Penthouse Ladies like it on top This is my friend Krista looking sexy while chillin' outside. Krista is my piccolo playing friend who is also one of the most normal sorority girls I know (Sigma Delta Tau). And if i ever need to know how to sew my fingers together, she can definately show me how.
Roommates
More pictures of Amy and Mo. Amy is an aspiring grade school
teacher. She is VERY excited about wearing denim jumpers with
turtlenecks, wooden buttons, and penny loafers. Mo aspires to go
back to Canadia and gamble and drink. May all their hopes and
dreams come true.
Canyon River Blues
Here are Bill and Sam (brothers) at the Grand Canyon. They went
backpacking with their daddy this summer. Sam, friend from Carmel and Purdue, says the experience was amazing, grueling, and trecherous. Way to be adventurous, boys!
Stacables!!!
This is my awesome friend Stacey, a frosh, soon to be sophomore in apparel design at PURDUE.
she is going to make my wedding dress and for that she can be invited, jk.
she loves my high fives and shopping for hours on end with yours truly. she loves to
crash Delta Chi parties and dance the night away.
Stacables, you kick ass!
Hotties!
this is me and stacey chilling in the beautiful sunlight looking sexy as ever.
this was taken at the end of finals week, May 2001. as you can see, we are working
hard and striving for those A's.
Foot fetish
this is amy's foot. i had to add it just for that fact that
amy hates feet. it makes me giggle to hear her scream.
i think its my life's work.
Mo Mo this is mo, also known as mo mo, monifa, monesha, etc. she will be chilling here in west lafayette for a bit this summer. hopefully she will have some kool stuff to do. have an awesome summer mo mo and keep in touch!!!
Ghetto Booty
This is mo's butt. i was TRYING to takea picture of amy, and someone's
ass got in my way. its okay mo mo, it isnt really THAT big. he he he!!!
Future Roomies
Amy, Stacey, and Mo are going to be roomies soon and don't think i
wont be coming to visit and sleep on that awesome new futon that has my drunken name on it.
that is where i will crash when its not plausible forme to get home. parties everyday and
everynight, friends. no homework for us. its gunna kick ass!!!!!
Kristoff
Here is another pictures of krista,
aka, kristoff, kristoffalies, kris, etc.
Pool buddies these are the boys i beat in billiards. go me, the shark. just kidding. no, but seriously, e'ville was a great time for all. i would definately recommend partying there, especially at the Sip Ep house.
Buddies
Here are me and the funkus in evansville (later the same night).
We were partying hard that night even thought daddy was asleep
in the room. He he he. We are sly dogs!
Tasty Treats
Here are Amy and Stacey chillin' at the Taste of Chicago. I came up from Indy, picked
Amy up from the Region, and then it was off to Stacey's house for a weekend of female fun.
Bootilicious Roommates Here are my new roommies, Michelle and Marcella. In these two girls, I have found the best of both worlds, an angel and a little devil. Michelle keeps me motivated to vacuum, scrub dishes, and cook. She's the greatest influence on me to keep my act together so that she doesnt murder me because i havent done dishes in three weeks. Marcella, on the other hand, is the little devil sitting on my shoulder making me party, meet boys, and eat 24 hours a day. Not that i dont love it. These are the greatest girls ever and I couldnt ask for better roomies. (Hopefully soon, Marcella and I can both be the little devils in michelle's life.)
Easily Amused
Here is my lovely roomie, Michelle, allowing some Christmas lights to
entertain her late one night at APT. Later, she was just as lovely as she
hugged the Porcelain Goddess.
Drunk faces
Here are Craig (Michelle's boyfriend), Marcella, and
Michelle playing drinking games at APT. One must
appreciate the scary look on Marcella's face and
Craigers' reaction. I love functions at APT.
(You're the best Marcella ever.)
Homeless Hottie
This is the koolest KT i know. Here, she clings to every
posession she owns and is ready to defend it all. This picture was
taken Freshman year while Katie and Marcella were acting
silly. Sadly, they were not even drinking when this was taken.
Katie, knock 'em dead in NYC. We love you and miss you.
True Love Ahhh, yes, true love in its raunchiest form. Here is Ben copping a feel for the camera as Marcella makes the sexiest face imaginable. Ben, Marcella, lets keep those noises to a minimum, the walls in the APT arent THAT thick.
I know Katie will kill me when she sees this. she will probably send me death
threats from NYC, but i just couldnt resist. this is the greatest picture ever
taken. as hard as i may try as a photographer, i will never surpass the beauty
that this picture captures. i can only hope that one day i will be able to fully
grasp the genius that this picture embodies.
(katie, please dont kill me, love me.)
Meat lover
Ah, yes, the meat lover. The most notorious of the Catholic school
girl breed. This is my friend Lauren, a good Notre Dame girl. We have
been friends since sophomore year in Spurge's french class in high school.
We have been through good times and bad...and we are still friends... and better for
it I am sure. Larn is one of the greatest friends I have ever had. She entertains me,
listens to me bitch about my problems, invites me into her family, and doesnt get mad
when I come to visit herat ND and am still hung over from the night before and cant party.
How could a great friend be better descibed?
Westside Ah, New Year's Eve 2000. A memorable evening for all. Not the best New Year's Eve ever, but very interesting. Anyway, this pic was taken long before the drama reared its ugly head. Pictured from right to left is Lauren, aka Larn, Robyn, and of course, me. I love you girls. What would I do without you?
The King on his Throne
Here sits Craigers in an inflatable chair. Although this
may seem like a kinda of silly picture, the truth is, he's
asleep. thats right, this lovable, huggable pooh bear can
and will fall asleep and pass out anywhere. Special thanks
to michelle for allowing me to scan this picture which was
taken in the summer of 2000. Craigers, you crack my
shit up.
The Best Marcella ever!
This is the best marcella ever. i can think of no better marcella in the
whole entire world (and i DO know other marcella's, ok so i have heard
that there are other marcellas out there, i just have never met any of them).
