No, this isn't a bowling story! We find our metropolitan crimefighters, The Super Cool Brothers, crusin on their motorcycles.
Where are they headed? To solve a crime, a meeting with the police sargeant? NO!
They're @ a recording studio making a CD single for the Safety Fair. We find them playing instruments finishing up a song.
"Man." complained Super Cool Joe, "Why do we have to play instruments & sing lame songs in our super hero outfits?"
"Good way to get girls!" said Super Cool Matt, "besides, we don't do candy apple-bubble gum music. As role models, we do positive influential songs. We're doing this single in time for the Safety Fair. We get 30% & the homeless charity gets 70%."
"Screw the homeless." said SC Joe.
"Bad Prince For A Day line!" groaned Super Cool Andy.
Meanwhile @ a costume show, the store owner's going over his inventory as three ski masked robbers entered, pulled a gun & said, "Hand over your money & the Super Cool Brothers outfits!"
The owner opened his cash register till & was conked out. The robbers took the money & the outfits. Then they ran to an alley & hid to change into the outfits. When they took their ski masks off, they looked exactly like their heroes. Except their real names were Jake, Mike & Archie!
"Remember the plan!" explained Jake, "We put the brothers in jail, take Andy's license away & no more motorcycle rock & roll super heroes." Then they drove on choppers, but Mike's chopper broke down & had to take it to a garage.
At a children's pizza restaurant, there was a birthday party going on. As the birthday child made a wish by blowing out the candles, Super Cool Joe was there.
"Wow! My wish came true." said the birthday child.
"Your wish is about to be false!" he yelled, turning to the cashiers, pointing a gun saying, "Put the money in the bag!"
Folks couldn't believe Super Cool Joe turned evil. But you readers know it's the phony.
Meanwhile along North Main, we find Super Cool Andy (phony) driving irresponsibly, cutting lanes, going the wrong way on a one way street, even causing accidents. The cops couldn't catch him @ all!
Hours later, we find the REAL heroes driving along as a police car & motorcycle pulled them over.
"FREEZE!" yelled the bike cop, "I should've been a car cop! You boys are under arrest!"
The cops cuffed the SC Bros. The sargeant couldn't believe they would turn bad.
"SC Joe, you robbed a pizza parlor in front of kids. SC Andy, I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate your license until you're 16! SC Matt, hey, he hasn't done anything wrong, yet!"
When the two framed heroes were in the car, the sargeant told SC Matt, "It's up to you to find your phony heroes. Find them & your brothers are clear."
"You can count on me." said SC Matt driving his motorcycle off.
The first place he went was the costume shop. When he entered, the owner attacked him, "Steal my costume!" he yelled, "I'll have the police arrest you for robbing my store!"
"Chill!" said SC Matt as they stopped fighting, "I'm the real Super Cool Matt."
"And I'm Jack Hunter!" quipped the owner.
He got to his belt & showed the owner a real police badge.
"The sarge gave us a badge. We're full fledged officers of the law."
"Why do you waste time playing in a band when there's crime to fight?" asked the owner, "But I do like your message driven songs."
"Thanks." said SC Matt, "I'm afraid when we catch the imposters, the outfits go to us as spares. You had no right making those costumes. Weirdos will try to ruin our reputation & my brothers are in jail."
"I apologize." said the owner, "You boys are good role models, it would be cool to have others dress as you. But now I realize the consequences."
At the police station, SC Andy was playing his harmonica in jail.
"Who taught you how to play?" asked SC Joe.
"Ricky Prince." quipped SC Andy.
One of the two prisoners took his harmonica away & crushed it!
"You call yourselves super heroes," said the 1st prisoner, "No flying ability, so you drive motorcycles. Motorcycles are for bad guys, not good guys. And worse, you brainwash kids with musical messages, wearing those outfits, playing instruments. That bites!"
The 1st prisoner & SC Joe got into a fight! Andy was scared that he would get hurt. Then SC Joe won as he knocked him out! He turned to the 2nd prisoner (who was black) saying,
"You got a problem with us?"
"You boys are cool!" the 2nd prisoner said, "Great role models to the city. But I do miss one thing, your rapping ability."
So SC Joe tapped his foot & started rapping,
"Yo! I'm Super Cool Joe.
The musically talented super hero.
I don't have super powers like the others do, But I got a message from me to you.
Be strong, stay in school, be true you see.
Drug free's the way to be!
I drive a motorcycle all over town, trying to keep the crime rate down.
So stay on the straight, like an arrow.
Don't you mess with Super Cool Joe!"
The 2nd prisoner clapped & told him,
"That's one cool rap! I also like the hollowed bodied guitar you play."
Meanwhile, we find SC Matt in an alley waiting for his evil twin to commit a crime. Suddenly, a girl screams for help! SC Matt saw his evil twin tie her to a car seat on a jeep.
"Where's your motorcycle?" she asked.
"I hate my bike!" said Mike, "Matthew Lawrence drives a jeep, not a motorcycle! Shut up if you know what's good for you."
As Mike drove off with a hostage, SC Matt followed on his motorcycle. Mike saw him & lost the hero on 287. Then along U.S. 68 East, Mike headed for a log cabin where his two phony brothers waited.
Then he tied the girl in bed.
"Now it's time to frame SC Matt with a paternity suit." said Mike, "With Archie driving recklessly & Jake ruining kids trust, the Super Cool Brothers are doomed!"
Little did they know that the girl wore a bug device that the sarge listened to. When he heard their frame-up, he told the baliff to release the heroes.
The sarge explained, "We got the phonys. Go to a log cabin down U.S. 68 East. Here SC Andy, you get your driver's license back."
"Cool!"
"How do you know all this, Sarge?" asked SC Joe.
"They kidnap my daughter! Let's go. Time to fight crime!"
SC Joe & Andy drove their motorcycles while the sarge followed in a squad car.
Back @ the cabin, Mike got out of the bathroom as he turned to the girl saying,
"Here's your chance to make out with a super hero!"
"Never!"
Just as he was about to cause a Melrose scene, SC Matt busted through the window saying,
"Quit being a phony! The real Super Cool Matt's here!"
Mike & SC Matt started fighting each other. The other phonys came & helped Mike out. While the fight continued, the girl untied herself & pulled out a gun!
"POLICE! FREEZE!"
SC Matt was out cold, but the others came as SC Joe battled Jake & SC Andy got Archie.
"You don't mess with an undercover cop! Especially if her dad's the sargeant!" she told Mike as she placed him under arrest!
The cops took the phonys & the boys got the spare outfits.
"Are you all right Bethany?" asked the sarge when he saw her kissing SC Matt.
"Hey, I'm the hunk of the brothers." complained SC Joe.
"Let SC Matt get the girl in this fanfic!" ordered the sarge as SC Matt woke up & was all right.
Back @ Joey's penthouse, Matt & Andy were playing video games while Joey watched the news. He was pleased that the SC Bros. are role models again & that the phonys were arrested. Then the doorbell rang as Joey answered it. It's Bethany, the sargeant's daughter.
"How did you find us?" asked Joey.
"Daddy told me your secret identities." she said, "I came to take Matt out on a date."
Matt was surprised to see Bethany.
"What do you feel like doing?" he asked.
Bethany suggested, "How about we grab a few burgers & have a night picnic @ the park." as she purred into his ear, "I love a man in green!"
Matt left & came back out as Super Cool Matt.
"Oh brother!" complained Andy, "What next, a guitar piece?"
SC Matt played a small guitar solo. Bethany was impressed while Joey & Andy groaned. Then they left for their date.
That weekend, The Safety Fair occured. The Super Cool Brothers made an appearance @ the fair. Not only did they autographed posters & their CD single, but they played in a band.
"Citizens!" said SC Joe, "Why do we call ourselves The Super Cool Brothers? Because we're role models for kids & our bodies & minds are drug free. Let's rock!"
SC Joe & Matt played a rhythm riff on their electric guitars together & SC Andy joined playing a snare drum roll, then played a rock beat. Here's how the song went, each taking turns lead singing (so that everyone can be pleased).
SC JOE: Riding a bike or a motorcycle can be fun yet.
Always remember to put on a helmet.
SC MATT: Buddy up, going out with your friends,
Safety in numbers works in the end.
SC ANDY: Be careful, watch out for dangers,
Don't even speak or talk to strangers.
SC BROS.: Play it safe! Always follow the rules,
Being smart & safety is super cool!
SC Joe played the first guitar solo on his hollowed bodied. When SC Matt played the 2nd solo on his Strat, Bethany was impressed! Then SC Andy let it out with a drum solo. Then they put a finish & the fans liked it!
"That educational/informative song lyrics we're written by our friend Larry! Cool lyrics, Larry!"
said SC Joe.


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