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WELCOME TO 

 

The Anything Goes School o

Horticulture

 

AS ACCORDING TO KOUKI-KUN

 

LESSON 1:    FLOWERS ARE YOU'RE ONE TRUE FRIENDS.  

(ESPECIALLY, IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF BAKA BUTT KISSER, A POWER AND MONEY HUNGRY WANNABE FIANCÉ, AN INSANE COMPUTER HACKER, AND A NOT SO BRIGHT GIRL.)

 

LESSON 2:    GARDENING IS A "HUSH HUSH" MALE PAST TIME.

(TAKE A HINT, TANPOPO! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO THE SCHOOL ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE!  OH WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE THE GARDENING COMMITTEE NOW ^_^)

 

LESSON 3:    THE TROWEL ISN'T JUST A GARDENING TOOL.

(WHEN BATTLING MEAN PEOPLE WITH THE ALMIGHTY TROWEL, LET THE FORCE GUIDE YOUR MIND AND BODY!  GURR!!! OH YEAH BABY, I AM ARMED AND DANGEROUS.  DON'T MESS WITH THE GREAT TROWEL BOY.)

 

LESSON 4:    REMEMBER NEVER OVER WATER THE FLOWERS!!!

(HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REMIND YOU, YAMAZAKI!!  YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN THEM TO DEATH...YOU ENEMY OF FLORA!!

 

LESSON 5: BE PREPARED FOR ANY WEATHER CONDITIONS!

(TOKYO'S GOT SOME INSANE WEATHER, ONE MINUTE ITS SUNNY AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, ITS RAINING BICYCLES.  THE BEST SOLUTION IS TO MAKE A LARGE PROTECTIVE STEEL COVER FOR YOU FLOWER THAT LINED WITH IRON SPIKES.  THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF TANPOPO FROM KILLING ME AND MY FRIENDS.)

 

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