20 Things a Backstreet Boy Should Never Do

(Look that good to start off with.)

#1. Do NOT let Kevin dance by himself. For the love of God, don't do that!

#2. Don't bring your animals EVERYWHERE you go.... Think of the poor folks who have to clean up after them.

#3. You are NOT to give Nick any more parts that have the word "sex" or anything to do with sex anymore.... You're corrupting the child.

#4. NO MORE LEATHER!.... First of all, Nick can't quite fit into it, and Kevin..... Daaaayyyyummm.

#5. Do not let Brian say hello in the middle of a song anymore.... Smile, wave, that's alright, but no more "hello's"

#6. Do not let Kevin start talking in the middle of an interview.... You'll never get out of there.

#7. NO wettness.... No sweat, no water, no liquids of any kind. It's just not fair! :(

#8. Do not say the words "I", "love", and "you" together in any sentence that you say.

#9. For the love of God, DO NOT look directly into ANY camera!!! That's just downright playing dirty!

#10. We will not get more than two piercings in each ear, and most certainly no where else!

#11. Do not check yourself out in magazines. That is so immature. Do you really need proof that you're fine?

#12. Say it with me, AJ: I will not wear torn jeans to an awards program. *Incoherent mumbling* I can't hear you!

#13. Do not use incorrect English. Here are just a few examples: "Does his gifts come from the heart?" ( It's "do"..... When did we learn subject-verb agreement?) "Does his friends get all your time?" (In the same freakin song, too!)

#14. Do not wink. Not only is it annoying, but when use correctly can be a very dangerous weapon.

#15. Do not forget to put on your Clearsil. You haven't gotten out of puberty yet, Nick.

#16. Do not show skin without showing ALL skin. That's teasing, boys.

#17. We will not carry around our twenty pound cross. Brian I could understand.... But AJ? Who are you fooling?

#18. No pouting and no big puppy eyes. AJ, stop!

#19. No extra dancers. We want to see you and no one else but you. Get it, got it? Good.

And, most importantly...........

#20. Don't take ALL the awards from *NSync..... We can give them maybe one or two... but not the Grammy. (Yes, you have to share, boys.)

Remember these, cause there'll be a test next concert you go to.