Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, and Ranma! They belong to Takahashi Rumiko-sama<sensei>... But I really want to own them... ;___;

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My notes: Ok... Let me tell you something.. Inuyasha's seyuu is Yamaguchi Kappei-sama and he is Ranma's too! And Kikyo's seyuu is Hidaka Noriko-sama who is Akane's too! And in this fic I'm going to confuse you with their voices! -___-" Well... I hope you like it!

This is a Inuyasha and Ranma½ crossover. And it is Inuyasha&Kagome and Ranma&Akane, ok?!

Japanese/English:
-sama : someone like a king/queen, someone important!
-chan : used to kids and cute girls/boys...
-kun : Hum.. normally used to boys... <although Kuno calls Akane by 'kun'... now I don't know... -__-">
baka : idiot
ore : I
kawaikune : uncute
Goshinboku : That old tree that Inuyasha was sealed... -__-"


Chinese/English: <sorry if something is wrong, but I'm NOT chinese!>
ai len : dear, darling, beloved
wo ai ni : I love you

<MY NOTES>
"SPEECH"
'THOUGHT'

Ok?! Then.. start reading it...


Voice
Chapter One: It's just a camp!
Fanfic by: Aiko-chan
2002

 

It is a normal summer at Tendo's dojo... <well I mean.. "normal" because there isn't anything normal!>
"Nani!?!" A male voice yelled.
"Ranma! Be a Man and stay these days together with Akane-san. I mean, alone!" Genma said.
"No way!!!" A feminine voice yelled.
"Akane! You and Ranma have to stay alone sometimes...!" Soun said.
"No way that I will stay alone with this tomboy!" Ranma yelled.
"No way that I will stay alone with this hentai!" Akane yelled.
"It is just a camp my daughter!!" Soun yelled.
Genma and Ranma started fighting.
"No!! I hate camps!" Akane said.
SPLASH <sound effect... -___-">
"Ah!!! Old man! I told you I'm not going with her!!" Ranma<now a girl...> yelled.
| I'm saying that you HAVE to go! |
"Here some hot water Saotome-san, Ranma-kun" Kasumi said.
"Hey guys! It is just a camp, ok?!" Nabiki said.
"But I don't want to go!" Akane yelled.
BAM
A lot of people enter.
"If violent girl don't go, Shampoo go with Ranma ai len!" Shampoo said.
"Ranma won't stay alone with Akane-san!" Ryoga said.
"Akane-kun and pig-tailed-girl are my goddess, I won't let you go!!" Kuno started dreaming.
"Ohohohohoho, Ranma darling!! I will go with you!" Kodachi appeared.
"I'm going to cook okonomiyaki only for you Ran-chan!" Ukyo said.
"Shampooo" Mousse yelled.
"SHUT UP!!!!" Ranma yelled.
"Ranma Ai len!!"
"Ranma darling!"
"Ran-chan"
"Oh God..." Akane looked at them.
"Akane-san"
"Akane-kun"
"Shampoo"
"Ah!!" Akane looked at Ranma and he looked at her.
"No way!!!!!!!!!" They yelled.

At Tokyo...
"Nani?!" A female voice said.
"Hai Kagome-chan, you have to go to this camp!" Mama said. <Kagome's mother!>
"But mama! I have to help Inuyasha to...." Kagome started telling her the same story...
"Inuyasha... Inuyasha... Inuyasha... You are always thinking about him!" Mama said.
"I..." Kagome blushed.
"You have to think about you! You have to take a break!"
"Okay mama... I'll tell Inuyasha that I'll have some tests...bye!!" Kagome went to Sengoku Jidai.

"Sorry minna!" Kagome said.
"That's ok Kagome-sama!" Miroku said.
"I'll miss you Kagome!" Shippou said.
"Kagome-chan, you have to talk to Inuyasha... " Sango said.
"Ok.. I'll find him! Bye!!" Kagome said.
'Minna I'll miss all of you...' Kagome thought.

At Goshinboku
"Inuyasha...?" Kagome saw Inuyasha looking at the tree.
"Hm..?" Inuyasha looked back and saw Kagome.
Kagome smiled.
"What are you doing Inuyasha?" Kagome said
"Feh! Nothing!" He said.
'Thinking about Kikyo... right?' Kagome thought. "Ano... Inuyasha..." She looked at him.
"What?"
"I'll have some tests... " She started telling the same story...
"NANI?! Another test?!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Yeah... And I have to study..."
"And the Shikon no Tama?!" He yelled.
"Eh?" She looked at him. "Shikon no tama?! Geez... I thought that you were worried about me, and you are talking about that stupid jewel!!"
"Eh... Kagome...."
"I know that I ONLY your tama-detector... but...."
"Ka-"
"Listen.. I'll go home and you can search for the shards ALONE!!!" She yelled.
Inuyasha looked scared.
"Oi... Kagome... wait... I was..." Inuyasha started explaining.
"Sayonara... Inuyasha!" She left.
"OI KAGOME!!!" He yelled.
"Osuwari"
Squashed on the ground...
"You can search your precious Shikon no Tama alone ok!? I have to go, and don't try to seach me because you won't find me home!" She said and left.


The other day at bus.
"Oh god..." Akane sighed.
"Excuse me..." A female voice. "This seat is occuped?"
"No..., you can sit here..." Akane looked at the girl.
She was beautiful, has long black hair, beautiful eyes, and was wearing a light blue dress.
"Ah.. I'm sorry!" The girl said. "I'm Kagome Higurashi!" she said.
"Ah...ah... I'm... I'm Akane Tendo!" She looked at Kagome. 'She is so beautiful...'
"Nice to meet you Akane Tendo!" Kagome smiled.
"Nice to meet you Kagome! You can call me Akane!" Akane smiled.
"Ok... Akane-chan!" ^__^
"Haya..." Someone collided with Kagome.
"Ite..." She looked at the person, a girl wearing chinese cothes.
"Ai len!!" Shampoo yelled and jumped on Ranma. <poor Ranma... -___-">
"Hey Shampoo!! Come here and apologize to Kagome-chan!" Akane yelled.
"Hum..?" Shampoo looked at a girl sat beside Akane. "Haya... Shampoo is sorry!" She said.
"Hum? Kagome...-chan?" Ranma looked at her.
"Eh?" Kagome looked at Ranma.
Silence...
"Inu.. yasha..." Kagome whispered. <well... they look alike...and their voice~~>
Shampoo looked at them.
"Hey you girl! Ranma is Shampoo ai len!" Shampoo yelled.
"No way!! Ohohohoh, Ranma darling is mine!" Kodachi yelled.
"Hey!! Ran-chan is mine ok!?" Ukyo yelled.
"Shampoo!!" Mousse yelled.
"Ano..." Kagome looked at them.
Ranma was staring at Kagome.
"Hey Kagome-chan, this guy is Ranma, and all those girls fighting are his fiance!" Akane said.
"Eh?!"Kagome looked at those girls fighting.
"Excuse me! I'm Tatewaki Kuno!" Kuno kissed Kagome's hand. "The blue thunder of Furinkan High School!" He yelled.
"Get out of here weird!" Ranma kicked him. "Yo! I'm Ranma Saotome!" Ranma said.
"I'm Kagome Higurashi! Nice to meet you!" Kagome smiled.
'So cute....' Ranma thought.
"Hey... Ranma..." Akane yelled.
"Hum? What Akane?"
"Look behind you..." Kagome said.
Behind him were three angry girls.
"Ranma ai len..."
"Ranma darling..."
"Ran-chan..."
"Wha... what....?!" He looked at them.
The thee girl turned to look at Kagome.
"Eh?" She looked at the angry girls.
"Ranma ai len is mine!!" Shampoo yelled.
"Ranma darling is mine!!!" Kodachi yelled.
"Ran-chan is mine!!!" Ukyo yelled.
And they started attacking Kagome.
"Kyaaaa!!!" She yelled.
Then Ranma defended her.
"Hey you stop it!!! Kagome-chan is not interested in Ranma!" Akane yelled.
"She is right!!! I'm not here to find a boyfriend! At least not someone who have 3 jealous fiance!" Kagome said.
"Hum... ok..." They said in unison and left... <all yelling "Ranma is mine~~~~~">
"Sorry about these girls!" Akane said.
"Ok... no problem Akane-chan..." Kagome smiled. 'They almost killed me!!!' She sighed. ^___^"
"Are you ok?!" Ranma asked.
"Yeah..." She smiled. 'At least I'm intact.... yet...' ^___^"
"Those girls are so boring, at least somebody who is nice!" Ranma smiled.
Kagome blushed. 'Inuyasha's smile.... so cute!!!' "Eh... arigato..." She smiled again.
Akane looked at them....
"Just a second Kagome-chan..." Akane caught Ranma's arm. "What are you DOING?!" She yelled.
"Eh?!!" He looked at her.
"Why are you flirting her?!!?" She yelled again....
"ORE?!?!" he yelled.
"Yeah.. you are flirting her!!!" She yelled.
* everybody was staring at Akane *
"Eh..." Akane blushed.
"Hum?" Kagome looked at them.
"I... I wasn't... Akane... wait I...." Ranma started explaining...
Akane caught her mallet and hit him... Kagome was very surprised.
"A... ano.... Akane-chan... Ranma-kun.. daijoubu?" Kagome asked.
"I'm ok... I'm better now..." Akane smiled.
"Ranma...kun?" Kagome looked at him squashed on the ground. "Da.. daijoubu?"
"I'm... alright.... yet...." Ranma said.

At the place....
"Hello everybody, I'm the your monitor in this camp! I'm Kaori Suzaku, call me Kaori! Nice to meet all of you!"She said. "This year we aren't going to sleep on the ground!! Now we have bedrooms!" She smiled.
"Ah!!! You heard that Akane-chan?!?! How lucky!!!" Kagome yelled.
"Yeah.." Akane smiled.
"Hum... I don't care about it..." Ranma said.
"And we have bathroom with hot water!!!" The monitor said.
"How lucky!!!" Ranma said.
"Hum? Why are you soooo interested on this Ranma-kun?" Kagome looked at him.
"Eh... no... it isn't..." He started explaining.
Kagome was looking at him with a I-don't-even-want-to-know-what-you-are-thinking face.
"Oi! Oi! I'm not a kind of pevert!" Ranma yelled.
"Oh.... Look who is saying this! The Hentai!" Akane said.
"I am not!" They started arguing...
"Of course you are!"
"Ano.. could you guys...." Kagome was looking at them. ^___^"
"Anta wa totemo kawaiikune!" <- Sorry everyone... but if my japanese is right, it means 'You are so uncute!'
"You can stay alone or in trio!" Kaori yelled.
"Kagome-chan!! Let's share a room?!" Akane asked.
"Hai!" Kagome smiled. "Ano.. Ranma-kun... are you going to stay alone?"
"Ye---"
"Of course not, Kagome-chan! He have 3 beautiful finace! He doesn't want to stay alone!" Akane cut him.
"Yeah... I forgot about them..." Kagome said.
"Ranma Ai len!!"
"Ranma darling!"
"Ran-chan"
"LET'S SHARE A ROOM!!" They yelled.
"No way!!! Get off me!!" Ranma yelled.
"Ranma is mine!!!" They yelled.
"That's it!! Shut up all of you!!" Akane yelled.
"Violent girl is not stay with my ai len!"
"Yeah!! This girl won't stay with my darling!" <- she started laughing... Ohohohoohoh..... XD
"Hey! Who said that I want to share a room with that hentai?!" Akane yelled.
"Who is the hentai?!" Ranma yelled. "And who said that I want to share a room with this tomboy?!"
"Ano... minna...." Kagome said.
"Oh... my goddess, I Tatewaki Kuno the blue thunder of Furinkan High School, allow you to share a room with me!!" He said to Kagome. "Akane-kun, you know that my heart belongs to you and the pig-tailed-girl, but this wonderful girl wants to have her chance!" He started dreaming.
"Shampoo!! Let's share a room!!!" Mousse hugged Kagome.
"Kyyaa~~~!!!" She yelled.
Then Ranma kicked him.
"Ranma you bastard!! Shampoo is mine!!" Mousse yelled.
"BUT I'M NOT SHAMPOO!!" Kagome yelled.
"Eh?" He put his glasses. "Ah... gomenasai Kagome-san!!" He said.
"Shampoo is that chinese girl right? That's her!" Kagome points.
"Thanks!! Shampoooo my love!!" He started running.
"Ah... Thanks Ranma-kun!" Kagome smiled.
"Iie... that was nothing...." He blushed.
Someone pulled Ranma's ear.
"Soooo..... you weren't flirting her... right Ranma!" Akane said.
"A--a---a---Aka--ne"
"Akane-chan... you looks like... jealous!" Kagome said.
"What??" Akane blushed.
"Hey you guys!!" The monitor yelled.
Everyone looked at her.
"Come here to choose a room!" Kaori said.
"Ranma is mine~~~~~~~~~" Those girls yelled.
"Shut up!!!!" He yelled.
"You can't share a room with boys!!!" Kaori yelled.
"Let's go Akane-chan! Let's choose a room!" Kagome smiled.
"Ok!"

After this.... Akane and Kagome was sharing a room, Ranma was alone<Do you want to see killed?!>, Shampoo and Ukyo was in one room and Kodachi was with Kuno <well they are brothers!> and Mousse and Ryoga in another room.
Akane's room was beside Ranma's, who chose a room very far from those weirds! <I think I'll draw a map... XD>
Then after everyone set all things ready.. Akane and Kagome was talking in theirs room.
"Soooo nice~~~~~~~~" *smiiiiiiile*
"Calm down, Kagome-chan!" Akane smiled.
"I just can't bealive that I can sleep in a bed! And have hot bath!!" Kagome was so happy... 'If only I could have it in Sengoku Jidai...'
"Eh... it just looks like..."
"What?" Kagome asked.
"Just looks like you don't have a bed and... hot water in your house..." Akane said.
Ëh.. IT IS NOT IT!!" Kagome blushed. "I do have it but..." Kome started thinking about Inuyasha... 'I should have said good bye to him...'
Akane was looking at her very curious...
"Hum.. boyfriend?" She asked.
"Eh?" Kagome blushed. "He is NOT my boyfriend!" She yelled. "How can someone like a jerk, selfish, stubborn... although he have some qualiti-" Kagome looked at Akane who was staring her. Now Kagome was like a tomato, veeery red! "He... he... isn't..."
"Huuum~~~~ It is very intersting..." Akane smiled.
"Na.. nani o?" Kagome looked at Akane.
"It is just that your boyfriend looks like Ranma!" Akane said.
"He is NOT my boyfriend!" She yelled. "But... why do you think Ranma-kun looks like him?!"
"Well... Ranma is a jerk, stubborn, selfish, hentai and.. hum... baka!" Akane said.
"Really?!" Akane nods. "No way! Ranma-kun is so nice, cute, kind... the opposite of Inuyasha!" Kagome said.
"Well... you said that your boyfrien~"
"He isn't my boyfriend!"
"Ok.. Inuyasha right?"
"Yeah.. this is his name..."
"Ok.. You said that Inuyasha is a jerk, stubborn <etc> but he has some qualities right?"
"Yeah..."
"Then... Ranma really looks like him!" Akane smiled.
"Hum... Akane-chan... How do you know Ranma-kun this well??"
"Eh... Well... he lives... with... me...." Akane blushed.
"EH?! Ranma-kun lives with you?!" Kagome yelled. "But... you aren't brothers... right?"
"This is all our parents idea!" Akane said.
"Hum?"
"They have engaged us..."
"So... Ranma-kun is you fiance!!" Kagome smiled.
Akane blushed.
"And you?!"
"What about me?"
"You have a Boyfriend!!!!!!!!!" Akane yelled.
"No!! I told you he isn't!!!!!"
"He is~~~~"
"He is NOT~~~~~~~"
"Kagome-chan has a boyfrie-"
"Kagome has what?!" Someone asked.