Classifieds
I was wondering, if the Backstreet Boys were to put out an ad in the classifieds what would they say? This is my interpretation.
Nick:
Must be good cook and enjoy hours and hours of Nintendo. Doesn't mind periods of spacing-out and sputtering of sentence fragments.
Kevin:
Must be slow-speaking and wise beyond your years. Won't fall asleep when I talk to you. Doesn't think that Nick Carter is "cute".
AJ:
Must have large breasts and low IQ. Enjoys dancing, smoking, and rubbing my butt. Doesn't mind sharing make-up, clothes, and hair products. Cannot hump better than me.
Brian:
Sweet, Bible-reading saint with large boobs. Must love dogs and long talks about God. Willing to spend every waking moment with me.
Howie:
Has a good sense of humor, but won't pick on me. Loves to cha-cha to ANY song. Doesn't mind large grease spots on the pillow. Must love a man who LOVES to wink!