"i might be in the basement. i'll go upstairs and check."
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-m.c. escher
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"when the people are being beaten with a stick,
they are not much happier if it is called
'the People's Stick.'"
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-mikhail bakunin
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"whatever is not nailed down is mine.
what i can pry loose is not nailed down."
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-collis p. huntingdon
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"if at first you don't succeed, blame
someone else and seek counselling."
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-unknown
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"i choose to atrophy."
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-haven't all lazy people thought this?
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"my husband and i are either going to buy a dog or have a child. we can't decide to ruin our carpet
or ruin our lives."
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-rita rudner
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"a good traveler has no fixed deeds,
and is intent on arriving."
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- lau-tzu
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"parting is all we know of heaven,
and all we need of hell."
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-emily dickenson
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"if money stopped buying things, i'd lose interest in it."
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-ralph noble
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"nothing has a stronger influence psychologically
on their environment, and especially on their
children, than the unlived lives of the parents."
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-carl jung
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"god is dead."
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-voltaire
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"voltaire is dead."
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-god
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"give a small boy a hammer, and he will find that
everything he encounters needs pounding."
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-abraham kaplan
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"a man's gotta believe in something.
i believe i'll have another drink."
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-w. c. fields
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"you know why god is a man? because if god
was a woman she would have made sperm
taste like chocolate."
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-carrie snow
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