Member List of the Brotherhood of Uncircumcised Men

• Thor Khan......................Historian and Co-Founder
• Bobby the Turtle...............Secretary of Indian Affairs
• Dieter the Skipper.............Co-founder and Large Penis Representative
• Tom the homosexual.............Ambassador to the Gay Community
• Eastern Shore Pete.............Treasurer
• Snatchin.......................Assistant to Secretary of Indian Affairs
• The Hit........................Assistant to the Assistant to the Secretary of Indian Affairs
• Pete the Gimp..................No title
• Caliente Carlos................Secretary of War
• Kim............................Liaison to the Circumcised
• Conan Daniels (honorary).......Head of Public Relations
• Vinee..........................Secretary of Masturbation