Chain
Letter Type 1:
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Make a wish!!!
Really, go on and make one!!!
Oh please.... they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
Not that, you moron!!!
Something else! Quick!!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP!!!!
Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to
make you feel
guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't
send this to
5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked
by a mad
goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile
of manure. it's
true! Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all
of those fake
ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
Really!!! Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you
for sending
them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at
you for sending
them a stupid chain letter.
*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending
them a
stupid chain letter.
*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending
them a
stupid chain letter.
*20 to 674,951 people: 20 to 674,951 people will be
mad at you for
sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
Chain Letter Type 2:
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.You see,
there is a
starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has
no arms, no
legs, no head, no parents, and no goats. This little
boy's life
could be saved, because for every time you pass this
on, a dollar
will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless
Headless
Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember,
we have no
way of counting letters sent and this is all rubbish.
So go on, reach
out, send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh,
and a
reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people,
you will
die instantly.
Thanks again!!
Chain Letter Type 3:
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since
1897. This
is absolutely incredible because there was no email
then and
probably not as many little 8 year olds writing chain
letters.
So this is how it works. Pass this on to 15,067 people
in the next
7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Stupid Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday.
She had
recently received this letter and ignored it. She then
tripped in a
crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed
down a
drainpipe in a flood of raw sewage, and went flying
out over a
waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died.
This Could Happen To You!!!
Stupid Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in
his mail and
ignored it.Later that day, he was hit by a car and so
was his
girlfriend. They both died.Their families were so upset
that anyone
even remotely related to them (even by marriage) went
crazy and
spent the rest of their miserable lives in an institution.
This Could Happen To You!!!
Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did.
Just send
this letter to all of your friends, and everything will
be OK.
Chain Letter Type 4:
This e-mail is wicked - cool! It was started by Microsoft
to test
its e-mail tracking system because, you know, a big
high-tech
company like Microsoft always sends important new software
out over
the internet to be available to any moron who can operate
a
computer, right? Plus, they have formed a secret merger
with Disney
Corp., who has agreed to give up millions of dollars
in revenue by
giving everyone who reads this e-mail, passes it on,
looks at it,
knows someone that looked at it, or is related to someone
who is a
friend of someone who looks at it A FREE, ALL-EXPENSES-PAID
TRIP to
Disneyland, DisneyWorld, or EuroDisney! So pass this
on to everyone
you know that is gullible enough to believe this (or
not)! Even if
it's not true, hey - insulting all of your friends by
implying that
they are gullible by sending this to them is worth the
improbable
chance that you could go to Disneyland! Even if you
lose all of your
friends because they are tired of receiving this kind
of junk from
you, it's worth the chance, right? And just for good
measure, if
you don't send this on, Microsoft will send its specially
trained
attack-goats to pilfer your house and eat all of your
family, SO
SEND IT ON!!!!!
Chain Letter Type 5:
VIRUS WARNING!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete
it immediately.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will
also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It
demagnetizes
the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will
re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so
all your ice
cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your
phone
AutoDial to call only your mother-in-law's number. And
so on and so
forth...
So be careful! Forward this to all of your friends,
relatives,
neighbors, family, enemies, plumbers, garbagemen, stock
brokers,
doctors, and any other acquaintances! It's for their
own good!
Thank you.
Chain Letter Type 6:
Here is a cute picture I drew.
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It is a decapitated angel. Send it on to all of your
friends so it
will brighten their day like it did yours! If you don't,
demon-possessed goats will move into your house and
eat all of your
socks, leading you to believe that something is wrong
with your
washing machine because all of your socks keep disappearing.
Have a nice day!!!
Remember, the moral of the story is, if you get a chain
letter,
ignore it. If it's a joke or something, send it, sure,
but if it's
gonna make people feel guilty (i.e. the goatless boy
from
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen) or nervous (i.e. Miranda Pinsley
who ended
up in a waterfall of raw sewage) just delete it.
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