The Genie
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This ol' boy was walking along the beach when he comes across a magic lamp. He rubs it and out pops a Genie. "Wow", he says, "I get three wishes". "No you don't," replies the Genie, "I was asleep and didn't want to come out. You only get one." So the ol' boys thinks a bit and tells the Genie, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and ships are too big. I want to drive there. Build me a bridge". The Genie thinks for a few minutes, does some calculations, and finally tells the ol' boy that a bridge would take too much power. All the timber and asphalt, etc., he just can't pull that much material since Genies have to work with natural resources. The ol' boy thinks a minute and says, "OK, then, the other night me and my girlfriend got into a fight, and for the life of me I can't understand why. I want to be able to understand women." Without hesitation, the Genies asks, "How many lanes you want on that bridge?" |
