Words that ought to exist but don't.

Words that Ought to Exist, but Don't!

1. ACCORDIONATED: Being able to drive and refold a map at the same time.

2. AQUADEXTROUS: Possessing the ability to turn off the bathtaps with your toes.

3. AQUALIBRIUM: The point where a drinking fountain is at its perfect height.

4. BURGACIDE: The point where a burger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill to the coals.

5. BUZZACKS: People in phone shops who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dialing tones.

6. CARPERPETUATION: The act of running over an object with a vacuum cleaner at least 12 time, picking it up, examining it, then putting it back to give the vacuum one more chance.

7. DIMP: The person in a department store who insults you by asking if you work there.

8. DISCONFECT: To sterilize a sweet you have dropped by blowing on it assuming this will remove the germs.

9. ECNALUBMA: A rescue vehicle that can only be seen in the rear view mirror.

10. EIFFELITES: Gangly people sitting in front of you at the cinema who no matter what direction you lean in, always follow suit.

11. ELBONICS: The actions of two people trying to get the one armrest between them.

12. ELECELLERATION: The mistaken notion that the more you press the lift button the quicker it will arrive.

13. FRUST: The small line of debris that refuses to be swept in the dust pan.

14. LACTOMANGULATION: Manhandling the 'open here' spout on a carton so badly that you have to resort to trying to open the other side.

15. NEONPHANCY: A light bulb struggling to come to life.

16. PETROPHOBIC: One who is embarrassed to undress in front of their pet.

17. PHONESIA: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you are calling just as they answer.

18. TELECRASTINATION: The act of always letting a phone ring at least twice even when you're six inches away from it.