Statements found on insurance claims
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1. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment. 2. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. 3. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. 4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. 6. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 7. I had been shopping for plants. As I reached the intersection a jedge sprant up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. 8. In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole. 9. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. 10. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I stuck a pedestrian. 11. My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle. 12. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished. 13. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull. 14. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run so I ran over him. 15. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. 16. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. |
