Odd Sayings
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm The early bird gets the worm. but the second mouse gets the cheese I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I intend to live forever. So far, so good If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough Quantum Mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have 24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case.... coincidence? Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn'? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk'? What happens if you get scared half to death twice. Energiser Bunny arrested. charged with battery For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. never opened. small stain OK, so what's the speed of dark'? Black holes are where God divided by zero. |
