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Here are some examples of candy bar cards I have written in the past
which you can feel free to share. I put these on big trifold posters
with hot glue. Enjoy....Helen
Thank you Helen for sending these!
#1 As you begin the next decade in your life, consider these important
questions: Are you active? Can you walk down (5th Avenue) with (Mr.
Goodbar) or do you prefer to play (tic-tac) toe or with your (Kit Kat)?
Do your friends (Snicker) as your bones (Krackel) and (Crunch) ? Do
your (BUN) sag? Does your hair fall out in (Mounds)? Are you getting a
little (Chunky) in the middle? Are you clumsy, things fall through
your (Butterfinger)? Does your (Whatchamacallit) still work? Can you
still (Skor)? Is it (good and plenty) and do you need (S’more)? Or do
you (rolo) over and go to sleep? As you ponder your life, do you stare
out into the (Milky Way) looking for (Mars)? Do you want the heavens to
throw you a (Lifesaver)? Does your checking account have a (Big Red)
(Zero)? Do you wish for another (Payday)? Would (100 Grand) help?
Love and (Kisses) (Three Musketeers)
#2 All (eyes) are on you as you celebrate your birthday on October
13th. The ____ family knows that we can always count on you to provide
(Good and Plenty) of rock and (Rolo) music from both (Now and Later),
including songs from the (Turtles). But if you think this card is going
to stay (Sweet), you’re not too (Smarties). Instead, ask yourself these
important questions: When you go out on a date, do you (Skor), get a
(Bit-O-Honey), or get (Zero)? Do you prefer your (Chiclets) to be
(Nerds), (Airheads), have (Chunky) (Buns), or look like (Barbie)? Do you
want your (Baby Ruth) with huge (Mounds) or just be a (Crème Savers)? Can
you put a woman into (Orbit) or do they just (Snickers)? Does your
(Tootsie Roll) go (Big Red) or is it (Tiny Size)? Does your (Reisen)
(Tootsie Roll) and (Wonder Balls) shoot (Milk Duds) or does it drive her
(Bonkers)? Does her (Starburst) and does she hear a (Symphony)? Do women
on the street refer to you as a (Sugar Daddy) with (Gold Rocks)!
or as (Mr. GoodBar) with (Hot Tamales)? Our two pieces of advice to
you are: First, if you put your (Nutrageous) (Twix) her (Crackle),
you’ll end up with (Sugar Babies). Second, use a (Reese Cup) to protect
your (Ding Dong) or it will go (Crunch). As your birthday present, we’d
like to send you to a nudist beach where your (Whatchamacalit) can get
(Sunkissed). Love and (Kisses)
#3 All (eyes) are on the volunteers at _____ as we pay special tribute
to you during the month of April. It is so awesome to see your (Smiley
Faces) as you walk down the (Halls) of _____. We all know you have
worked until your (Body Smarts) and that some days there wasn’t even time
for a (Fast Break). Whether you were delivering mail, selling (Mounds)
of (Beanie Babies) or baked goods right after (Pay Day), stuffing
envelopes with (Whatchamacallits), crocheting lap robes or counting (Change)
in the cafeteria, your (Extra) effort was obvious. You never once
(Krackel) under the pressure or called any of us (Nerds), or (Smarties).
To many of us you have been (Lifesavers) and you (Skor) a perfect ”10”.
We can’t even begin to list all of the (Improvements) we have made over
the years as a result of all the ($$) you have so generously donated.
We would like to give each of you ($100 grand) for a shopping (Spree)
or tickets to the (Symphony), but our checking accounts have !
a (Big Red) (Zero)! They could search the universe including (Mars)
and the (Milky Way) and they could never find any volunteers better than
you (Sweet Tarts). You should be proud of all of your
(Accomplishments) and know that you have made a big difference in many people’s lives!
#4 Dear (Baby Ruthie),
The (Riesen) for this card is to acknowledge your many
(Accomplishments). You start your day by driving down “31(5th Avenue) to see what
(Treasures) await you in the (Halls) of the _____. Some days you must
think you work in the (Sour Patch) with a bunch of (Nerds), (Runts), and
(Crazy Dips). Our hats are off to you for not getting out your
(Bazooka) and shooting us into (Orbit) or the (Milky Way). We know you are
(Good and Plenty) busy with (Mounds) of paperwork. Both (Now and Later)
you are a (Lifesaver) as you (Dove) in to help people get out of a
(Crunch) with their (Whopper) projects and their unexpected (Postponements).
When Linda calls with one of her (Airhead) computer questions cause she
can’t get her (Whatchamacallit) to work or type with her
(Butterfingers), you never once give her (Snickers) or funny (Squintz). Day after
day you work your (Buns) off and get a (Fast Break) or a (Tiny Size)
lunch. With all of the (Improvements) you make here, you (Skor) a !
perfect “10” for Secretary’s Day. We’d like to give you an (Extra)
(Payday) or (100 Grand), but our checking accounts have a (Big Red)
(Zero). You’ll have to settle for this spare (Change). Happy Secretary’s
Day. (Hugs) and (Kisses), the (Three Musketeers)
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