The purpose of this document is to supplement so-called "unabridged" dictionaries and to define the words, terms and phrases endemic to the world that is Mullet. It is comprehensive, but not all-inclusive. As researchers further unveil the fascinating history of the Mullet, more words and their definitions are added to this evolving document. If you are aware of terminology (either extinct or still in use) please email the editor.
1%'ers - Percentage of American population which exhibit the SFLB hairstyle and truly understand the plight of the mullet.
10/90The ratio of hair front to back that is included in the mullet style.
De-mullification - The process of removing one's mullet. Euphemism for Hitler's "Final Mullution".
Mullepotamia - Land mass which is believed to be the cradle of the Mullet society. At least one time during every Mullet's life, they must make a pilgrimmage to this site. Because of the impoverished ascetic lifestyle of most Mullets, it is equally acceptable to send a picture of their hair to this "Mullet Mecca" where it will be displayed in a public place.
Mulletagus - Scientific name for "Mulletese Twin" - a rare form of conjoined twin where two eggs are released and fertilized. Strangely, the fetus become conjoined at the mullet during the late stages of development. "HISTORY OF THE MULLET II or MULLET KING DOPPELGANGER" is a case-study of two adult Mellatagus.
Mulleto - Slang term for an offspring who only has one Mullet parent.
Mulletocracy - Government by the Mullets, either directly or through representatives.
Mulletology - The scientific study of the mullet and its habitat.
Mulletomaniac - Mental disorder characterized by delusions of grandeur, power etc. as pertaining to the Mullet society. Signs of the disorder include: excessive mullet-length.
Mulligarchy - A government in which only a few Mullets have the ruling power
Mulltdown - The shriviling decay of a mullet. Involuntary mullet loss over an extended period of time.
Perllet A permed mullet, these include crimped mullets.
SFLB - An acronym that describes the traditional hairstyle of the Mullets: Short Front Long Back.
Skullet - An aging mullet that is bald on the top with normal mullet in back.
Stingray - Type of mullet bordering on a "tail", where the mullet is long, straight and tapered, as the tail of the stingray. The premier mullet of the Hawaiian islands.