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Coveside emboided their own manager on Sunday at Lynn
Valley Park vs. Blueridge. Much like Bernie Ward's
summer tryst at Long Beach, the team laid back, put in almost no effort,
but results finally came at the end as their opposition blew it. Outworked, out hustled and outplayed Coveside were lucky to sneak a 1-0 win on Sunday, but still they got the three points that clinched a promotion to Division One next season. It's clear Coveside have a lot of work to do in the
offseason to avoid being beaten weekly like Brad in
the washroom with a new copy of Hustler. The team was depleted from the
start, Andy Dudley, Paul Kellor and Dave Woods were all injured, while
Karim Ismail and Russ Hennessey were felled by the stomach flu. Bernie had
thought about playing, but reported that he "cracked
a rib vomiting from the flu". Regardless, Bernie was in fine form and and managed to
drink using only his left hand, and from medical
reports, we learned he vomited in fine form Sunday night without any
further injuries. This had great results as his first three goal kicks bounced three times before they cleared the penalty area. After one quick break (of no one's leg I might add), as Blueridge lined up to take a corner, Al was doubled over, blurring the air with his breath, "those boys are fast" he said. Randy Ash was there to cover though and cleaned up several good chances, as did Harp Dhaliwal coming back from the mids to steal and distribute forward. The only ones playing with any intensity were Jason Fisher, and Sean Bartlett, the rest of the lads looked like the field was still knee-deep in Snow. After coming close on two corners, Blueridge won a dangerous free kick about 30-yards out. The scrubber lined up to take the kick as the men waited anxiously along the 18, the kick came, and shanked 40 yards out to the left for a thrown-in after killing a bird 30-feet up in a tree. Not to be out-done by the squib of the year, Harpie made a deft tackle, a swishy turn using the sole of his boot and slotted a brilliant ball through to Randy Johal who was in the clear from about 35 yards out. Randy made a slashing run towards goal, only to be distracted by a bright shiny object against the backstop, he punted the ball straight at it, goal kick. Brad Chapman also had a good chance about 10 yards out
but just saw it sail over the bar. The second half went mostly the same as the first, scramble back to get a loose ball, turn and kick it long for Craig or Jason. Things almost turned dodgy a couple of times, Harp got cross cut and as he tried to stay on his feet he got a two-footed lunge at his goolies courtesy of the falling Blueridge player, and several times we heard a "take out their keeper" or "kill the keeper" from the sidelines. After a completely uneventful second half, Blueridge got their second yellow of the game (the first was for swearing) when hard work by Craig down the left wing was ruined when he was crunched by a late tackle that took out his ankle. The ensuing free kick was taken by Doc, who swiftly picked out a wide open Jason Fisher making a stellar run into the box at the far post, Jason got a head on it, and powered it into the side of the net, 1-0 with about five minutes to go. Well done lads.
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