Who is this Furby?

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This site has been online for a couple of years now, but I have never really told you who I am. I mean, this random furby with a bat'leth pops up and I give little to no explanation for it. So this its the 101 on me, your webmistress, the Bat'leth Wielding Furby...</div> <bR> <div> Q: So this is gonna be a question answer thing is it? So you're totally stealing the format from the <A HREF="http://www.fiveminute.net" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fiveminute.net"><U>Five Minute Voyager</U></A> FAQ's?</div> <div> A: Yes. And yes.</div> <bR> <div> Q: Will that not bother them?</div> <div> A: Not if they don't find out ;)</div> <bR> <div> Q: Sneaky.</div> <div> A: Everyone's a critic...I'm not stealing, I'm imitating. Which is the sincerest form of flattery, apparently.</div> <bR> <div> Q: So it's not just that you couldn't think of a decent format yourself then?</div> <div> A: I did...it had just been used before. Gees...;)</div> <bR> <div> Q: Ok, I'll ask an actual question now.</div> <div> A: About time.</div> <bR> <div> Q: What's a five minute voyager?</div> <div> A: *Sigh* It is a really cool site where I currently spend a lot of my time. Its a satirical site full of funny people, which if you had been paying attention, you would have seen that I linked at the top of the page.</div> <bR> <div> Q: Funny haha or funny weird?</div> <div> A: A bit of both ;)</div> <bR> <div> Q: Good point, you go there. So, have you done any of these "fivers"?</div> <div> A: Yes, currently one, but I am writing another as we speak. Can we ask about my site now?</div> <bR> <div> Q: Er, sure if you like, but 5MV is far more interesting.</div> <div> A: I agree, but unfortunately it isn't mine. Back to me now?</div> <bR> <div> Q: If I must...So, you said webmistress. Does that mean you're a girl?</div> <div> A: Amazing deductive powers. Tell me, your nickname is Sherlock, right?</div> <bR> <div> Q:<FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT>*whispers* And clearly little miss sarcasm is yours...</div> <div> A: Hey! I heard that...but yes, it is.</div> <bR> <div> Q: So, why did you make this site then?</div> <div> A: Well...a couple of reasons. Firstly, my best friend had one.</div> <bR> <div> Q: Hmm...spoiled brat syndrome?</div> <div> A: No, well maybe a little. I was intrigued by the concept of building a home on the net, and I wanted to learn how to do it. This little site taught me a lot.</div> <bR> <div> Q: Great...it's not terribly high tech though, is it?</div> <div> A: Nope.</div> <bR> <div> Q: No defence?</div> <div> A: No. It is basic. I use Trellix to create the site and do updates offline, and then it updates it all to my tripod site. I don't know HTML or anything like that.</div> <bR> <div> Q: So basically you're winging it?</div> <div> A: Got it in one! ;D</div> <bR> <div> Q: You didn't tell us the other reasons you made the site.</div> <div> A: I love Voyager. I am an out and proud Trekkie, which people find most odd. I get "You don't look <I>like </I>a Trekkie" all the time. Apparently we should wear a sign or something. So to tell the world, I attempted this site. I'm currently trying to think of a way to make it more of a "come back daily" site, but am stuck for ways to do that. I am actually rather a busy person, despite appearance to the contrary.</div> <bR> <div> Q: And this "Bat'leth Wielding Furby" thing, where did <B>that</b> come from?</div> <div> A: It all started with my friend Vegeta over at the <A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/nappa-vegeta/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.com/nappa-vegeta/"><U>Saiyan Army Barracks</U></A>. She wrote a piece entitled "The chainsaw wielding furby saga", which is very funny by the way, you should all go read it, and I sorta Trekkiefied it. Klingons are my favourite Trek race, and I love bat'leths. I want one someday.</div> <bR> <div> Q: That's really sad.</div> <div> A: Yeah, maybe. But I still want one. Another reason for the name and concept is that it is guaranteed to be unique. I bet you won't see <B>that</b> anywhere else on the net!</div> <bR> <div> Q: Possibly for a good reason.</div> <div> A: Oi! No dissing the furby.</div> <bR> <div> Q: So, what do you do with your life other than not update this site terribly regularly?</div> <div> A: I work for a living. Stupidly I left full time education after A levels and my parents made me earn some money.</div> <bR> <div> Q: A levels? </div> <div> A: I live in England. You do them after GCSE's at the end of high school. Its further education, but I didn't go to Uni, basically because I didn't know what to study because I didnt know what I wanted to do.</div> <bR> <div> Q: And do you now?</div> <div> A: No, but the money is useful.</div> <bR> <div> Q: So how old are you then?</div> <div> A: I was born 18th November 1983, so currently, today, I am 20 years old. But, depending on when you read this I could be older.</div> <bR> <div> Q: You assume people will read this?</div> <div> A: Well they might. Think of it as a kinda disclaimer.</div> <bR> <div> Q: OK, what else do you do?</div> <div> A: Oh, you know, this and that. I'm learning to use Adobe Photoshop which is a lot of fun. Plus, I literally <I>just</I> started to learn to play the guitar.</div> <bR> <div> Q: Interesting. Are you any good?</div> <div> A<I>: No! </I>I can barely hold it!</div> <bR> <div> Q: Do anything else?</div> <div> A: Yes, but it would take all day to type here. If you <B>really </b>want to know about this furby I have a pretty new <A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/alexia47/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.livejournal.com/users/alexia4"><U>LiveJournal account</U></A> which I frequently ramble in on more or less a daily basis.</div> <bR> <div> Q: Is that supposed to make up for not updating this site more often?</div> <div> A: No, but it's something. What do you want? Blood?</div> <bR> <div> Q: Yes.</div> <div> A: Well tough, you can't have it.</div> <bR> <div> Q: Oh, rats.</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>