MACAVITY
This is my triburte to The Monster of Depravity,
MACAVITY!
Those stupid Jellicles. I salute him for paving
the way for those to come, like myself. I don't know why
they drive Mac off.  All he did was kidnap their fat leader, who
did nothing really important except choose the cat who would go
to the heaviside layer. Phhhh. What kind of job is
that? Any idiot can do that.
I'm getting off track now. So enough Jellicle bashing for now (we can do that later).

K, back to Macavity. He's not such a bat soul, you just need
to get to know him.

Shoot, I'm sounding nice.
*slaps side of head*
No no no! No nice thoughts.

Ok, i'm ok now. That's Mac to the left. On the background. He's nicer than me, who is ruthles and gives
no mercy. No where in his song does it say he's a murderer. I, on the other hand, am.
*evil grin*

I'm a full head taller than Mac. In case you are wonderin',
No, we're not mates. We're partners. My mate is Prometii.

Anyway, He's a great guy, a little crazy at times, but, hey, who isn't?

There's not much more you can say about this guy.
So, if you have anything to say about him, e-mail me it.

Thank you for your time, NOW GET OUT!!!!