Colonel Stupendous

Colonel Stupendous
1999 T.T. Piktures

Starring:
Ed Rich as Colonel Stupendous
Tristan Burns as Klitus
Keegan O'Brien as Everyone Else

Written by Ed Rich and Keegan O'Brien
Directed by Ed, T., and Keegan

Featuring New Music:
I was Aborted

Ed Live Proformances of:
Dog Eat Dog World
Little Bastard
Commit Hari Kari

Plot:
Present day. Joansville. A middle aged man named Klitus opens an abortion clinic in town. He is a polite and learned man exept for one fault. He eats aborted fetus's. After a normal abortion one night an evil spirit visits the aborted fetus. The spirit revives the child and gives it evil powers. The spirit tells the child that its lifelong quest is to destory all abortion clinics and doctors. This child is Colonel Stupendous. Colonel Stupendous' power is that she can kill people with her deadly gaze. As a child she is taunted and then when she is 14 she is expelled for killing four students. She grows up and begins to stalk Klitus after she discovers that he is the pricipal's son. I don't want to give it all away so I'll stop here. Portions of this movie will be aired on a future episode of The Couch.