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THE L.O.S.
Performed by SilverRaven, Ken, Dalai and Celleste
Background vocals by Rich

Young One, there's no need to feel down,
I said, Young One, 'cause you're in a newsgroup,
I said, Young One, where they make you feel sad,
There's no NEED TO BE UNHAPPY.

Young One, there's a place you can go,
I said, Young One, when they make you feel low,
You can STAY THERE, and I'm sure you will find,
Many WAYS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
They have everything for BKs to enjoy.
Including all of SR's toys.

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
You can beat all the wood,
That your young heart desires,
And then you can play with SR's toys

Young One, are you listening to me?
I said, Young One, what do you want to be?
I said, Young One, barrel killings the way,
but you've GOT TO KNOW THIS ONE THING.
No One, does it all by himself,
I said, Young One, put your pride on the shelf,
And just GO THERE, to see the Lords of Splinter.
They'll welcome you with open arms.

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
They have everything for BKs to enjoy.
Including all of SR's toys.

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
You can beat all the wood,
That your young heart desires,
And then you can enjoy SR's toys

Young One, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I WAS once a BKK fool
I felt, NO MAN cared if I were alive
I felt the whole thing was so jive
THAT'S WHEN someone came up to me
and said Young One, take a walk up the street
There's a PLACE THERE called the Lords of Splinter,
They will always love you FOREVER.

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
They have everything for BKs to enjoy.
Including all of SR's toys.

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
You can beat all the wood,
That your young heart desires,
And then you can enjoy SR's toys

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
They have everything for BKs to enjoy.
Including all of SR's toys.

It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
It's fun to hang with the Lords Of Splinter.
You can beat all the wood,
That your young heart desires,
And then you can enjoy SR's toys

*with special thanks to Rob for his first version of this that I am parodying.