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  Spaceballs Sounds  

.... Spaceballs

sbangry.wav(22 KB)

Lone Star: You are ugly when you're angry.

sbassbig.wav(23 KB)

President Scroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!

sbbeard.wav(28 KB)

Dark Helmet: Come back, you fat bearded bitch!

sbcan.wav(20 KB)

Dot Matrix: Hey! Stop looking up my can.

sbchick.wav(34 KB)

Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?!

sbgood.wav(54 KB)

Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

sbholes.wav(113 KB)

Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?

Crew: YO!!

Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! (Pulls down facemask) Keep firing assholes!

sbknow.wav(59 KB)

Yogurt: Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all?!

sbmeet.wav(33 KB)

Lone Star: At last! We meet for the first time for the last time.

sbmog.wav(40 KB)

Barf: I'm a mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

sbring.wav(44 KB)

Dark Helmet: You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

sbschw.wav(42 KB)

Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the schwartz!

sbshit.wav(79 KB)

Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?

Space Troopert: We aint found shit!

sbsuck.wav(32 KB)

President Scroob, Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz: Suck! Suck! Suck!

sbsuckbl.wav(18 KB)

Colonel Sandurz: She's gone from suck to blow.

sbwithu.wav(55 KB)

Yogurt: And may the schwartz be with you!

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