Bill: We have an attorney in the family!
Stan: Great! Who?
Bill: My Cousin Vinny!
Lisa: Oh, yeah, you blend.
Vinny: Uh, do you remember what you had?
Vinny: Eggs and grits. I like grits too. How do you
cook your grits? Do you like them regular, creamy, or al dente?
Witness: Just regular, I guess.
Vinny: Regular.....instant grits?
Witness: No self-respectin' Southerner uses instant
grits. I take pride in my grits.
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Funny chat between Vinny & a guy that owes Lisa money.
Lisa's explanation of her expertise(my father was a mechanic...)
Vinny's opening statement
Vinny: Everything that guy just said is
Hilarious dialogue between Vinny & Lisa about hunting
Imagine your a deer...)
Vinny: Is it possible, the two utes...
Judge: Eh, the two what? Uh, uh, what was that
Vinny: Uh, what word?
Judge: Two what?
Judge: Uh, did you say 'Utes'?
Vinny: Yeah, two utes.
Judge: What is a ute?
Vinny: Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two YOUTHS.
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