HAPPY PURRRTHDAY ANT MEEEELLIII

I am wishing you a very VERY Happy Purrthday and LOTS of good gifts.

(like wet food, tuna, mice and catnip balls!)

I heard you are getting a puppy cuz you want one and I'm sorry for you because obviously you don't know what your doing. Do you realize those things grow up into dogs? They get BIG! . . . an they chase CATS!! Just thought you might want to think about that...