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How to Build a Web Page in 25 Steps

Step 1. Download a piece of Web authoring software
20 minutes.

 

Step 2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page
6 weeks.

 

Step 3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it
20 minutes.

 

Step 4. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site
1 minute.

 

Step 5. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like
4 days.

 

Step 6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again
25 minutes.

 

Step 7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do
15 minutes.

 

Step 8. View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there
4 hours.

 

Step 9. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software
1 minute.

 

Step 10. Try to horizontally line up two related images
6 hours.

 

Step 11. Remove one of the images
10 seconds.

 

Step 12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone
4 hours.

 

Step 13. Download a counter from your ISP
4 minutes.

 

Step 14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number -16.3 E10"
3 hours.

 

Step 15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text
8 hours.

 

Step 16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP
40 minutes.

 

Step 17. Accidentally delete your complete web page
1 second.

 

Step 18. Recreate your web page
2 days.

 

Step 19. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server
3 weeks.

 

Step 20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP
30 minutes.

 

Step 21. Download FTP software
10 minutes.

 

Step 22. Call your friend again
15 minutes.

 

Step 23. Upload your web page to your ISP's server
10 minutes.

 

Step 24. Connect to your site on the web
1 minute.

 

Step 25. Repeat any and all of the previous steps
eternity.


 

 


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