Step 1. Download a piece of Web authoring software
20 minutes.
Step 2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page
Step 3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it
Step 4. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site
Step 5. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like
Step 6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again
Step 7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do
Step 8. View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there
Step 9. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software
Step 10. Try to horizontally line up two related images
Step 11. Remove one of the images
Step 12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone
Step 13. Download a counter from your ISP
Step 14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number -16.3 E10"
Step 15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text
Step 16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP
Step 17. Accidentally delete your complete web page
Step 18. Recreate your web page
Step 19. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server
Step 20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP
Step 21. Download FTP software
Step 22. Call your friend again
Step 23. Upload your web page to your ISP's server
Step 24. Connect to your site on the web
Step 25. Repeat any and all of the previous steps
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