Why does everyone hate me? I'm a very likeable guy, I mean--oh, hang on a sec, I need to straighten my tunic--ok, so where was I? Oh, yes, no one has any right to be mad at me. After all, I am the Hero of Time, and--oh, wait, my gauntlets aren't properly polished! Ahh, that's better. But anyway, I can't stand that Ipkiss guy. He's got a real personality problem.