Joe's Inspirational Song

All right, all right. I know I'm supposed to be the rational leader and all. I know that realistically without me, the team would crumble to a lower form of bickering losers than it already basically is. But for once, just for ONCE, can we get through a day without Link worrying if his gauntlets match his boots? I mean, come on, that elf has an outfit for every day of the week, yet he wanders about Livonia's streets sounding for all the world like a teenage girl at the Gap. I know it's most likely a sin, but I wish Milo would do us all a favor and use Link's clothing drawer as a chew-toy. The Mask isn't exactly the role model for the universe, but at least he can keep our Hylian friend in check, more or less. Well, I'm really not sure this whole "team" idea is really going to work, but I'm glad Yoda's here to help me (despite some of his more eccentric habits).

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