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the truth

flem

...it was
20 years
ago today,
Sgt Bladder
taught the
band to play...

"…yea, even unto the days
of olde King Sadd,
cometh down tales of pools
and springs that bubbleth
purest Flem,
         and of the
mightly deeds achieved
by those that dare to drink of it…"

fragment from the scrolls of Breme c 1200BC

Only on the Internet could the truth be told. No publisher would print it, no biographer would touch such scandal - no, not even Andrew Morton. Even when Paul McCartney, high on an overdose of lentil tartlet, admitted that early pressings of Sgt Pepper had been titled "Sgt Bladder", those that knew the truth were either too scared, or too heavily restrained, to speak out.

The time has come. It was twenty years ago today…


Chuck             Quentin                 Bladd               Maudlin              Haz


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