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Welcome to the Cheez Liz Universe! I am Liz. This is my web page. As you can see, I'm at a loss for witty introductions at the moment. This page is full of stuff-- yes, stuff! Surf around and see what you can find, and email any feedback to me at talks_to_cheese@hotmail.com or CheezLiz@rinkworks.com. Or you can sign the guestbook. Sign the guestbook. PLEASE sign the guestbook. I don't want to beg. That would be undignified. News
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The World According to Liz 1. Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
2. All's well that ends. 3. Every silver lining has a cloud around it. 4. Always stop and smell the flowers, and eventually, you'll inhale a bee. 5. Into every life some rain must fall-- usually when your car windows are down. 6. On a beautiful day like this, it's hard to believe that anyone could be bitter and cynical. But I'm working on it. 7. It's always darkest just before the lights go out. 8. If things are going your way, chances are you're driving in the wrong lane. 9. There is no "I" in "team", but there is a "me." 10. I'll be a procrastinator when I get around to it. 11. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing 12. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die. 13. Some people do things by the book, even if they don't know who wrote the book or even what book. 14. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. 15. Justice always prevails... three times out of seven. 16. If someone is rude to you, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the point across like a good mooning. 17. Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays, it insists on it. 18. Always remember-- you're unique... just like everyone else. 19. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Don't walk beside me either; just leave me alone. 20. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 21. Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of 22. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 23. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 24. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 25. High grade explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail. 26. A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy. 27. All complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers. 28. Common sense isn't. 29. Sometimes, you have to be cruel to be kind. Sometimes you have to be cruel for recreational purposes alone. 30. When life gives you lemons, throw them back, along with some lemons of your own. 31. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 32. Chaos, panic, and disorder-- my work here is done. |
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6/11/00: Man, I really need to update this page more often. A whole lot of really weird crap has happened since I was here last, but I feel too lazy to go into it now. Go figure. 
