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FTC Bungle III

COLIN ON DIET, AGAIN!

Earlier editioN II

Colin Darra is on yet another diet! "I am significantly over-weight," he says. More pictures will be forthcoming when extra web space becomes available. Emirates 1^st to order Jumbo Airbus Emirates is ... the first airline to officially commit to the project,'' said an Airbus Industrie statement issued in France. The 600-seat double-decker has been years in the making. Airbus, the European consortium which is building the aircraft at a cost of about $12 billion, said Thursday that the A3XX would be launched only if there were enough customers for the aircraft. Warton Weather For the latest weather information for N/W England. click here.

COMMENT Is Mark Morgon being groomed for management? Dogged A Scotsman was seen to be harassed by two large and very vicious dogs this week. The identity of the small bespectacled knife wielding maniac is at the moment a mystery. "I tried reasoning with the dogs but they took nae notice!" he said. Eric is to draw his own cartoon before he leaves FTC an inside source reveals. When asked if he'll do others for those not left yet he replied "No, but some may be included in mine!" he then went on to say that he'll have to look surprised when presented with his own work by Sean. Lack of Support The Editor of the FTC Bungle (The Big Cheese Cake) today complained of the lack of material reaching him. "These are early days yet," he sulked, "But I'd like to include things from other people, besides myself."

When asked about the missing photos from the web, he said that it was regrettable that some of the photos had to be removed due to outside influences. He went on to say that he felt the risk was extremely low, however it was prudent to heed the meaningful and just advice from concerned and caring citizens of the Kingdom. Racing? Andy's Off! Andy and Sue Stafford are definitely going this time. The collection has gone round for the second time after a false start in the 'leaving the Kingdom stakes.' Andy and Sue were the singers in the Highly acclaimed acclaimed band group of people "Here & Now." A band close to the Ed's heart. John Tyson It is believed that JET is off to Islamabad with his family, have a safe journey John and Carole, and keep in touch using the internet cafe! _______________ Next Page