the Wishing Well

This is your friendly neighborhood wishing zone, where anything you want you can receive. Your dreams will come true! By sending your wants, desires and wishes zipping through cyberspace to me and my formidable psi powers, an amazing synergism of the electronic and psionic is possible.
Warning: Do not be fooled by cheap imitations. Trust only the Original Cyberspace Wishing Well.

A Typical Testimonial

E-mail address:

1) How old are you? You must be over 18. Please hold a picture ID up to the monitor. Have the picture facing the screen. I must verify your age and I like to laugh at ID photos. NO, NO, the picture must face the monitor. You would not believe how many people hold up the ID the wrong way.

Between 19 and 24 years old

Between 25 and 34 years old

Between 35 and 44 years old

More than 45 years old

Don't ask, don't tell.

2) How often do you visit my page? The more you visit the greater the psionic resonance. Visit more, wish for more, get more.

Every Hour

Every Day

Once per week

Once per month

Once per year

3) Please indicate your fondest dream, desire or wish.

4) Please select the most important (For this visit) Wish Phylum.

I need more money I want more sex I need a new job Power! Others will fear me Finding lost objects To be loved Republicans vanish! Fame To be smarter Better Health Other To be less gullible

5) I will meditate on all submissions, but will meditate with greater intensity on wishes from those who send a check or money order. I know who you are. How much will you send?

Less than $1 [Don't even bother] $1 to $10 [Only for frequent visitors] $11 to $25 [Better] $26 to $50 [OK] $51 to $100 [We can be friends] Greater than $100 [Good choice] Greater than $1000 [Very good friends] Every thing I have! [I love you!] My First Born! [You have got to be kidding]

Please send cash check or money order to:
Daniel Pyron
6014 Cristie Drive
Ellenwood, GA 30294-4029

NOTE:
1) There is no evidence that wishing, wanting, or meditating by themselves has any effect on reality.
2) I have presented no evidence of telepathy, psi powers, or the psionic resonance.
3) Nor has anyone else.
4) No warranty of any effect, result, or outcome whether or not you send any money.
5) Please ignore items 1 through 4.
6) I would prefer for you to send money.

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